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fools begone.

The ideal monitor rotation --the one that secures the most favour on HN-- is a slow 1-2 centimetre per second continuous orbit about the office in 2 dimensions on a tracked rail. This in turn ensures that one may not only glorify their monitors rotation, but also glorify their practice of standing whilst working instead of sitting. The movement --which rotates as well amongst its own Z axis-- also promotes good evangelical proselytization of the many woes of desk sitting, for example, that ten million people die per second for not standing at the lectern as a fourteenth century pork belly clearinghouse clerk.

At days end then the monitor should be guided into a velvet sack, and stored gently atop a layer of old Haskell parchments that it may succor inspiration at the next stand-up which is conducted standing, as our christ lord intended.



Don't forget those us of old school guys. Everything should be displayed on paper. Changing fonts means physically changing the type. As everyone knows ed is the ultimate editor!

Now get off my lawn.


I'm upvoting this solely for the reason that I want more comments on HN similarly deliver aesthetic pleasure.

(Also let me guess, one of your favorite authors is called DFW.)


Now, you're going to need to stock up on these (https://www.digikey.ca/en/products/detail/sparkfun-electroni...) and start re-wiring your office.


one screen comms, one screen work, comes in at #2




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