"Warning: mysql_query(): Can't connect to local MySQL server through socket '/var/db/mysql/mysql.sock' (2) in /hsphere/local/home/slackor0/onemorelevel.com/games.php on line 22 Warning: mysql_query(): A link to the server could not be established in /hsphere/local/home/slackor0/onemorelevel.com/games.php on line 22 Temporary server problem, refreshing your browser should reload the game"

Clearly, they fail at scalability.

I cashed out with $9 billion after being acquired by Google. Woohoo! How did I do it?

Spent my first $1 million on PR consultants. Didn't build a single product or hirer any developers. Went to Bubblecon 2008 to raise some VC with my army of consultants. With $20 million in the bank I then bought Super Bowl Ads until I got acquired. Yay!