They all have phones that are:

  Crashing often now (buggy iOS 8)
  Bent (bentghazi)
  Broken because of this

I'm sure there are other reasons, but those three are running rounds. Not hard to believe Apple people are unhappy atm.

> Bent (bentghazi)

Thank god we aren't using --gate or --geddon for this one.

Bendghazi would be more alliterative though...

So they all got bent exactly this morning?